"As a fanzine of insightful quotes, each publication seeks inspiration from a vividly depressive, deceased, literary genius."

"The issue celebrates the highly quotable and adorable NWP Barbellion and his unforgettable journal: The diary of a Disappointed Man. The results of an in-depth personality test reveals the inner animal of each featutred writer. We discovered Wilhelm Nero Pilate Barbellion to be a deer."

"Our motto: Let the Beast Roar!"